9.09.2004

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Karl Rove leaking forged documents of Bush's National Guard Service to cast doubt over any documents that may or may not surface before election!!!!!

You won't hear other people figure this one out for a few more days or hours. Read here about the mysterious fake documents! You can expect other bloggers to keep wowing over how the White House screwed up on the release of these "new" (hehehe, newer than you think!! hahaha!) records. No worries, my Republicans. Everything is going as planned.
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MUST CREDIT SERIOUS BASTARD!!!