Yes, my readers. There is, indeed, a monster in your head. I know that some of you may be somewhat disgruntled by this statement. I understand that it isn't an easy thing to confront, the little monster in your head. It tells you things. Bad things that may or may not be true! Who knows?! They "could" be true! The little monster suggested them! What if they're true?!! What if the little monster knows things that you don't? What if the little monster has been right ALL ALONG?!! There is nothing that you can do. The little monster wants nothing more than to (quote) DEFEAT YOU!!!(end quote) HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! (Maybe that should be in quotes, too.) Serious Bastard wishes that he could help you in your battle with the Little Monster (yes, he gets to be capitalized now.) Little Monster is your little bonus (that does not get to be capitalized). For every insight. For every smart concept that you pick up on. Little Monster grows stronger. Every time you think. Every time you allow your mind to roam free. Little Monster gets bigger. "Look at Little Monster! He's so large, now!! What a healthy Little Monster, he is!" Damn you, Little Monster! I hate you sooo much. I will become zombie. I will end the Little Monster! Oh, how I hate you! Little Monster.