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FLASH!! TERRORIST CAT BREAKS INTO COCKPIT! ATTACKS PILOT!!

Al Qaeda is now training terrorist cats! Serious Bastard has learned of a vicious suicide attack on a flight from Belgium that forced the IMMEDIATE grounding of the airliner. Inside sources tell me that the prized cat's real name is no longer Gin. It's Al-Gin Bin Bahar!!

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