Broke Beer Hunt!

Here's something for everyone out there. Screw all the calorie information.. I'm talking about the % Alcohol info. You say, "But if you want to get blastastic, Serious Bastard, just buy hard liqour!" WRONG!! Cost too much. If you're on a budget, alchohol per dollar is what matters. Most specifically, what's your price per ounce of alcohol. Let's see what the score is:

Domestic '% Alcohol'

Schlitz (6.2%) and Colt 45 (6.1%) win this one.
Anything with 'Ice' in the name has 5.9% Alcohol.
(Except Bud Ice, fuck Bud Ice)

Everything else has less alcohol, percentage wise. So, check this out: Say you go on a binge and drink a six pack of 16 oz. Pabst Blue Ribbon (5% Alcohol) This means you had 6x16 = 96 oz. of beer at 96x(.05) = 4.8 oz. of alcohol. How much did you pay for that sixer? I'll set it at $4.80 since I don't live in a convenience store nor do I pay attention to the price of Pabst. So, you paid (4.8)/(4.8) = $1 for an ounce of alcohol. Point being, if a 40 oz. of Schlitz costs less than $2.48 (IF a sixpack of 16 oz. Pabst costs $4.80) then you, in the interest of saving money on booze, must buy Schlitz instead. Also, a 36 oz. of Schlitz must cost less than $2.23 to be a better bargain than the fictional Pabst.

If you found a 36 oz. of McEwans Scotch Ale (9.5%!!!) and it cost less than $3.42 (36x[.095] = 3.42 oz. alcohol), you'd be good to buy it. Though, I doubt McEwans is that affordable. You'd have to be able to buy a six pack of 12 oz. McEwans for under $6.84 to make it a deal. Serious Bastard doesn't see that happening but check just to be sure.