10.18.2004

Read William Safire's latest bit. He calls it "The Lowest Blow". This sleazy manuevering by Kerry-Edwards to expose Mr. Cheney's homosexual daughter is unacceptable (I don't know whose fucking italics those are)!! Safire suggest that no one in the world cares that Mary Cheney is a full-bore dyke and that "polls showed two-to-one disapproval of the calculated Kerry-Edwards abuse of the young woman's privacy". Hey, Bill! I'll tell you who gives a big shit about Mary Cheney's muff diving: Fucking Right Wing Evangelical Republicans! Yeah, those assholes who love George Bush's "Jesus Jive". Those assholes who may or may not help carry this joke of an administration into another term. This dyke bullshit matters to them. A cornerstone of the Bush-Cheney campaign is moral rightousness. Dick Cheney should be deprogramming his daughter to save her soul from eternal goddamnation.

It's also a joke that Saffire suggest that the Kerry-Edwards campaign has lost its sense of decency. This tactic doesn't even lick the fucking boots of the shit that is being pulled on the Republican side. The only reason that this is an issue is because a large block of Bush supporters are red eyed, noose tying, fucking bigots. You think Kerry's base would flee like it's the "end of the goddamn world!!!" if his daughter was a lesbian?

If Kerry's daughter was a lesbian, there would be phone calls going out around the country asking, "How do you feel about the fact that John Kerry wants to let dykes like his daughter have a say in the direction this country goes in? Do you want hellbound lesbians breathing the air in the White House?" Eat shit, William Safire. Pray to your god that John Kerry wins so stem cell research can save your dementia-infested mind. (God, tell me, what happened to your writing. It used to be so good.)

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy shit I almost jizzed all over my own face. I cant believe you've returned to me... my prayers have been answered (thanks Beazelbub, now what did you want in return?)

5:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Serious -

Amen.
I laughed and laughed.

Do you know your words are inspired by GOD?

7:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Anonymous #2,

Dont ever post here again. Or I go skeet skeet skeet on your mom.

8:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It just occurred to me, that if Cheney gets elected his daughter may visit and have gay sex in the White House, what a disgrace... and these guys were supposed to bring integrity and family values back to the WH..

6:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shut it Marsh, or I will fuck your mouth Running with Scissors style.

7:47 AM  
Blogger Wayne said...

Eli, do you have any idea who this Anonymous prick is?

5:57 PM  

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