Okay, readers.. I know that the Serious Bastard has indicated that the monster in your head is a dangerous thing. I take it all back. The monster in your head is trying to help you. It seems dangerous because the things it tries to tell you are hard to confront. Don't run from the monster. You have to sit down with the monster and drink a cup of tea. Listen to what he has to say (yes, the monster is a male; he has a penis, and he wants to communicate with you.) It's scary, at first, but it's best to just hear what is being said. The monster is a valuable source of energy. He can take you far if you're willing to give him reign. (Maybe even free reign, yes? Hmm.) So, hug the monster. Invite him to dinner. Make his bed. Dress him up in a cute dress. He likes all of that shit. Just make sure to listen closely to the frightful crud he yells at you.