Since someone stole my newspapers today, I have nothing better to do than gloat about old shit (TV is too damned ephemeral to compel prose of the caliber that I vomit out). How about those geniuses on the internet who just know that Rudy Giuliani will replace Dick Cheney as Vice President on the Republican ticket? Is that dead yet? I will bet $100 that Rudolph Giuliani will not be George Bush's Vice Presidential candidate this year. In case you are sort of dumb, let me explain how Rudolph Giuliani has cross dressed and has cheated on his wife. Let me also explain how he has gay friends whom he stayed with during his divorce. I think Boy Imbecile can tolerate the gay daughter of Cheney ("Dumb kids, what can you do?"), but Giuliani's level of gay friendliness does not mix with the Rove-vision. Though, it would be odd if they decided to dump Cheney and blame everything (? what is "everything"?!?!!?!) on him.