First, I never wrote my post on Antonin Scalia. So what. I'm sure someone, out there, wrote the exact same thing I was thinking about writing. (It's bullshit to try and float some moronic, patronizing argument essentially saying, "Hey, mannn... what's the big deal? Duck hunting's coool.") Anyhow, it's time for my weekly splurge. It's that time of the week when I troll the playground and pick on the kiddies. Why isn't it considered strange that so many conservative commentators seem to have a sort of peculiar obsession with homosexual activity? At the moment, the focus centers around homosexual marriage. The terrifying spectre of man on man marriage petrifies any number of nationally televised news personalities. Every hour of the day is spent conversating about this dangerous man on man marriage thing. Somehow, I imagine Jerry Fallwell and his ilk waking up in cold sweats squealling about floppy gay phalli tempting them at every turn. They must resist this unlawful temptation!! Once it becomes legal, there is no hope!